- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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