- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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