- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Hail Heetluh

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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