- Anti Joke

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

women's rights

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car