- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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