Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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sky's sty

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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