Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Women's Rights..

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

why are balck people black because they are

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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