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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.