- Anti Joke

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.