There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

haha Otarts was here

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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