- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Your mom went to college

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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