What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Miscarriages.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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