- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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