Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why are trees green? I have no idea

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What? Yes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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