- Anti Joke

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mom is so nice.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

cats are pussies

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick