- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Me Neither.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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