What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

You know what's funny? Rape

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

whats white and sticky glue

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Stop Iran! We need the money.

hiya

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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