- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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