- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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