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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

1+2 = 6

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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