- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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