What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

your face is kinda funny

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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