Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What's your guys names?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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