- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the midget went to the midget store

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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