Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A black student graduated High School

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Praise Paisley

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