Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Penis

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Mahmy

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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