If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Iif your reading this ur gay

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

A car walks into a bar.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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