- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Religionh

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Womens rights.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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