Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Justin

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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