- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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