- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Tall asians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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