You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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