- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A paralysed man falls over.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

the sky is green no it is not

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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