- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

THE GAME.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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