How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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