- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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