- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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