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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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