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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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