- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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