- Anti Joke

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh