- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Women's rights...

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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