- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

that wall over there ->

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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