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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

what goes boo a sock

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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