- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

A man walks into a bar

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Come in

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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