- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

world society

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

a black guy hates chicken.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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