- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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