- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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