- Anti Joke

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What do you call a black man? A person

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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