What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

world society

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

a black guy hates chicken.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

osama bin laden is dead

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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